Itx My Lyfe

2008-12-11T11:29:00.001+08:00

god my blog is dead and i just came back from korea.

2008-12-02T16:37:00.001+08:00

zomfg tmr gg to korea liao ;DDD forgot tell u all paiseh. lolololololololololol its freeeeeezing out there in korea sia sad lar cant blog until 8december. argh i seem to lose the interest in blogging.___. tata

2008-11-30T17:27:00.001+08:00

i hate you. and you know who you are.

2008-11-24T10:27:00.002+08:00

01. Has it ever snowed on Christmas?
where?

002. Do you like bright colors?
im not a gay -.-lll

003. What's your favorite animal?
female dog

004. What's your favorite band?
rejects!

005. Have you ever played spin the bottle?
wud?

006. If so, who did you end up kissing?
wtf

007. How many hours do you usually sleep?
err about 6 or 7? maybe 5 if i stay up

008. Do you have any piercings?

NO

009. What kind of printer do you have?

err can print color one can liao ;DDD

010. Have you ever been so dizzy you fell down?

when yishu bashed my face(ok i fell down cos of pro acting and evryone believed me YEAHH)

011. Do you like to go outside or do your prefer to stay inside?

inside(the toilet)

012. What do you usually do inside?

whaddya think i can do in the toilet huh

013. What do you usually do outside?

well at least i dont do things i do inside(the toilet) when im outside XD

014. Who do you usually spend the most time with, besides family?

frenns

015. Do you know what hypochondriac means without looking it up?

err...means the guy hyperactive and err....GARH IM FLIPPING OPEN THE DICTIONARY DAMNIT

016. Do you ever wonder how you're going to die?

like singapore bombings or shooting spree or something liddat ya noe.

017. How do you think you are going to die?

drop down from taipei 101

018. What color is your shower curtain?

i have 8947631 layers of shower curtain so u cant peep through

019. What color is your house?

white, white and plain white. except for MY room duhs

020. What color is your car or your parent's car?

i no car sia ):

021. What is something you've been thinking about a lot today?

mapling owns and yishu sucks

022. Do you drink alcohol?

well i would...

023. What about coffee drinks?

neh bitter and taste like shiite

024. Are you addicted to caffeine?

coke got caffeine??

025. Write something here that may be an inside joke or something someone reading this wouldn't understand.

An partly-auto-transmogrifyer-sombogulaing-yectofantriplutoniczanziptomizer is something u use to photocopy

026. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?

err neh

027. Did you want Yang and Burke to get married?

who the heck are they? and the grammar is wrong stupid question setter >:(

028. What tv show do you like to watch but don't get to watch often?

late night man u matches when they pwn arsenal and chelsea.

029. Would you like to be on Deal or No Deal?

obvious. at least one dollar good enuf le

030. Do you think you could win the million dollars?

duhh cos I ROCK THE HOUSE

031. What case would you pick?

7 rules!

032. Have you ever watched the Phantom of the Opera?

its gay.

033. Do you think Finding Nemo is too popular?

its gayer.

034. What flavor of ice cream do you prefer?
choco chips ;DD

035. How do you like your meat?
Well done

036. What pizza place do you prefer?
harh? oh oh oh pizza hut duhh

037. Do you say y'all?
i say germans!

038. Pick a foreign country.
ang mo kio(i dont care)

039. What do you like about that country?
dunno

040. Have you ever been there?
for nothing

041. Do you wear sunglasses a lot?
looks gay thus i dont

042. Did you know that Halloween is actually a religious holiday?
neh. its a holiday where u can cheat people of their moneh and scare the ass outta them at the same time

042. Is your family religious and not celebrate Halloween because they think it is "evil"?
o.O no

043. Do you own any dresses?
IM NOT A SEXY GRL LIKE MPC SAYS

044. Would you eat a bug for $1,000,000?
whats the big deal? DUH

045. Is anything bothering you right now?
my stupid laggy laptop

046. When's the last time you hung out with your #1?
wad?

047. Where was your default picture taken?
phtobucket

048. Where did you get your layout on xanga?
whud?

049. What can you hear?
mother nagging like shiit

050. What can you smell?
i have a bloody nose block

051. What emotion are you feeling right now?
gay! no i mean happy -.-lll

052. Are you a boy or a girl?
homo!

053. iPod or MP3?
mp3! and occasionaly ipod!

053. Have any good jokes?
if i type it all out the school would have reopened already. hey tis oso a joke lol

054. Got a favorite comedian?
STEPHEN CHOW!!!!

055. How many xangas do you have?
wtf is that

056. Is anyone in the same room as you?
laptop!

057. Where are you at?
toilet!

058. What's in your closet besides clothes?
my dirty little secret

059. Find the closest book and turn to page 48. What's the first whole sentence?
complete the following table of values for the equation y=2x + 1. maths workbook sec 2

060. Close the book and open it up again to a random page. What's the first word you see? mean

061. Favorite season?
autumn!

062. What boy's name do you love?
yx

063. Girl's name?
how wld i noe

064. What colors are you wearing right now?
grey, dark grey, light brown

065. What food would you like to be eating right now?
kfc

066. Any compliments today?
apparantly no.

067. What would you do if a random person came up to you and told you they liked your pants?
i would say his pants are nicer if they fall.

068. Are you happy right now?
gay!

069. Have you ever egged someone's house?
neh

070. Toilet papered it?
would be cool..but no.

071. Ever gone camping?
p5 and p6 camp!

072. It takes six to eight hours for food to pass from your stomach to your small intestine. What's in your tummy right now?
storage burp air

073. Any allergies?
amoxil

074. The last time you got flowers was when?
dunno.

075. Do you just randomly quote lyrics out of the blue?

thats exactly what i do evryday!

5 ppl to do this quiz:

1. yishu!

2. fiona!

3. mpc!

4. nicolette!

5. and....mark!(if u got blog larh)

so long folks

2008-11-24T10:20:00.003+08:00

mpc: im not sexy U EAT KNS
daryl: woohoo i can burn time le
nicolette: damnation 266 sucKS BALLS
fiona: lol first time hear u say faggot. (doesnt cbox censor that?)
mark: 270 is my target JUST ONE MORE POINT FOR EACH SUBJECT I CAN REACH MY SCORE LE KAO
fiona: yea. my blogs's dead.

2008-11-20T14:49:00.001+08:00

zomg collected psle results today. chao ji noob la 266. thought i would get 270+ T_T nvm. and one more shocking news. yen jean got top for psle t-score in the whole of sg! omg!

walau she damn pro sia. now the new moon essence of chicken will go after her lol XD hais this stupid singtel internet connection keeps failing. damnation faggot.

2008-11-19T21:43:00.001+08:00

zomg tmr is psle collection day
omg
omg
omg.
wait. actually i dont give much of a damn...
so good luck u all!

2008-11-18T10:20:00.002+08:00

ok so i went to the sci centre (wif kian ann)at saturday and then rite got one shop at the entrance. so i went in and explore and blahblahblah. then i saw one stupid magic trick box called miraculous top from china. so i looked at the instruction. ok im preventing myself from laughing. here goes...

1)Seex one audience, let him toss dice at will, assurance point.
2) Revolve magie to sher off.
3) The miraculous top will park and the point of (with) dice homologv up.

OK I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING. just that i noe the first word should mbe seek not seex or *** zzz ok.

the rest are complete shiit i think they just just translate usin chinese-english dictionary. lol they no brain. and what the fck is homologv??!?!

2008-11-15T18:04:00.002+08:00

DOUBLE TEE AFF ZAT OH AM GEE I NVR POST FOR 3DAYS!!!!!
wad the fk is my problem, jus dun feel like bloggin...
but i confirm everyday holidaym sure post at least one anti-crap one trust me XD
garh wad to post....
oh ya tmr we celebratin grad day at thalia hse. she say no swimming but got water bomb ooh yeah. i make sure i throw the water bomb in between your legs there muahahahaha -.-lll
oh ya today oso went sci centre with kian ann. stupid la i jus went like last month? he asshole la insist i go with him if not sian wtf. idontcare la at least can keel time. so went there saw some stupid thunderbolt show and crap stuff. then come home playu maple(maybe addictuioin to maple is pullnig me away frm this blog)

anyways thought of changing link to the-lost-identity.bs.com but dunno whether shld or not. hais._. ltr see lor.

HAPI LATE GRAD DAY!!!

2008-11-12T19:25:00.002+08:00

reply tags

daryl: lol i forgot u revived ur blog XD ltr i go
mark???: wtf i dint noe u noe hw to go ppl blog and hu the fk told u my blog link..oh nvm one more viewer.
lexine: no.1: u cant stuff a head into an ass... no2.an ass in a head means he is an idiot.
nicolette: its ass in the head. means stupid noob
MPC: arsenal sucks wenger cock

2008-11-11T21:26:00.002+08:00

waitwaitwaity one more post.

arsenal 2 man u 1 cos of stupid damn assh0le nasri go score brace. hope he break a leg chop his dick become eunuch cant play football. arsenal sucks balls man u can pwn arsenals arse and anal anytime we can own u 5-0 at old trafford you will see.

arsenal are just a collection of noob newbies baby asholes from the orphanage arsenal sucks balls. man u got way more experience than ur puny nasri.

2008-11-11T21:19:00.003+08:00

so today was bloody sian first half of day play psp like siao, daryl go help me draw one match in the winning11 very pro horh.
then second half of day do wat stupid grad cere rehearsal lah damn boring walk here walk there like stupid mummy assh0les liddat. in the hall, kelvin and i were trying to punch each other's something. and then rite suddenly i was unaware, his fist direct shot and pulverised my something i was screaming in agony lol. it was damn pain ok the something is so vulnerable. kelvin beware i gonna kick your somewhere until it drop off XD ok jk. but ILL MAKE SURE ILL KICK YR ASS.

now nth btr to do. u can ignore the stupid previous post.
played kong.
didi some 99bricks achievement or some other else thingy. gave me 99problems.
then went back to mapling.
walked around like another crazy mummy assh0le again. hais now so
t........i...........r............e............d........

so sunday the big event whole class minus 2ppl are gg to thalia hse barbercueing (not barbercue her hse idiot) and swimming. mpc dared me to strip and run around the whole swimming pool and i retardedly agreed.___. hu cares anw hais gonna hog on psp tmr agn. hope mpc bring risk.

gtg.

2008-11-11T21:18:00.001+08:00

this is stupid.

2008-11-10T14:47:00.002+08:00

a post requested by niko. NOW THIS IS CALLED POSTING.

so today was damn shiok i play risk for the whole day from 8am to 1.30 i am like damn tired now thus im slacking.
so mpc was owning evryone and then i was like wtf mpc rocks at risk. he gets black. own evryone damn fast. get other colour leh, i dunno how he revive back. rseriously i dunno how.
plain luck i suppose.
then the last match, yungcher, mpc, me, chester, and daryl are playing la. so it was like chester got pwned and he was out, then yung cher was like the only guy left in asia, and then rite, instead of protecting the land sso mpc wont get 7troops extra per turn and own everyone, he go attack me, when i was the second strongest. he is clever rite? -.-lll
so i was bloody pissed off then go play psp. lay until no bat. then go back to risk agn. the damn zhengjie got psp charger. but no psp. then kelvin psp batt also flat, then grahams also. so he charged graham's one cos he was playing with it(graham lent him la) then rite he go KEEp the charger after charging wad he wan. then rite i ask him lend me charger cos i need. he say wad shit he wont lend me then alot of crap pines shit la. so tmr i will bring psp AND cvharger. see his face like asshole wiper liddat.
he is a total fucker.

2008-11-10T14:45:00.003+08:00

omg omg omg omg omg i havent posted for five days. woots im done for today.

an omg each day keeps my blog alive.

lets add another omg for tmr.
im retarded.
yes i am.
see what i mean. theres this ass in my head telling me im notnotnotnotnotnotnot a retard. fine im retarded. this post is a waste.
but i don give a damn.
this is so retarded

2008-11-05T18:50:00.005+08:00

so today went to kian ann's bday party and it so rocked. everyone was glued to the wii and then i was owning using kirby and lucario. kirby sucks(no not that suck) wat i mean is he can suck ppl in his mouth and become somewhat that person. so i sucked pit and became pit kirby, same for sonic. then i sian liao go play fifa 09 on my psp versus gabriel and i PWNED him(lol i pwn so many ppl today) 4-0 to man u. arse anal noob

2008-11-05T18:32:00.002+08:00

6murderers rule!!! XD we pwn and owned the j k and l asses!!! ROAR-.-lll
so it was like today was games day, everyone wear PE but im bloody forgot to wear when yesterday i was shouting for evryone wear pe tmr omg i am so retarded gay ass noob. ok im not that bad :X and then rite, M diveded into 3 grps and then rite m1(hockey team) was like so damn fkin pro, m2(oso hockey de) was hell noob(no offense) and m3 was the frisbee de. m1 pwned j1,k1,l1 and WE RULE!!!
the first match i played defense and i keep goin up front. then second match yipin dun wan be goalie then me and tzj was so-called quarreling that whether i shld take the goalie position. but i don wan cos ive nvr been trained as goalie in hockey, not even soccer. so like i reluctant take up the goalie post and then i did a OWNING job i rockrocorkcorckrockrockrockrokrok omg i jus typed 'corck' try findin it but is ACCIDENT type one la-.-lll back. dan sng was like taking a shot then i blocked with right knee ok my reaction time was bloody fast, then the ball rebound to him and he shot, i blocked with chest. DAMN PRO RITE XD garh stupid egoism. fk off. oops. oh nvm. iafter that, i was like sllacking, sitting down, cos our defense was TOO PRO MWAHAHAAHAH. -.-llllllll third match i actually WANTED to be goalie omg and i ruled. but it was a draw then went for penaltys. but zheng took goalie, saved and scored he is pro i admit. ok. to frisbee.

XD then hor, m3 was like demolishing the l3 and k3 with 6-0 and 7-1 annihilation. but the stupid ms NAHBEI-la go say wat fcuking walkover cos mpc not hre. but we got enuf ppl!! then the bloody point go to j3 FOR FAGOTTY FREE.
so we were like damn pissed off la. then m2 was kena thrashed by k2 and l2 but then rite, the last match against m2, we dicided to make a decisive rule. m2 were too noob and thus daryl and i subbed as midfield and goalie respectively. and guess wad. we DREW. ok fine we drew. BUT BUT BUTT BUTTT. then its penaltys. but zheng cant take the goalie position. so i was like omg its up to me now. so m2 took the first shot. to be exact, I took the shot. ok im NOT egoing. i scored with a blasting shot between zongsheng legs. then the second take. by zongsheng. and i was defense. it was bloody right back in my face he scored in the same way. but. daryl came along, and scored. WOOT FOR DARYL(he doesnt seem too happy tho. but nvm.) then i was to be goalie agn. and once more i was goalie. fiona took the shot. and complete missed. guess wad. WE WON!!!!! A non-MIRACLE!!! haha me and daryl are super subs oh yeah. in the end j got 12 pts, k got 9, l got 9, and murderers got....
*drumroll*
18POINTS WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg te whole 6m was like cheering cos we pwned their asses. lol today was bloody fun.

2008-11-04T20:31:00.002+08:00

reply taggs:

zing>>ps forgot tagg u XD
lexine>>lol we pwn the p1 asses
del>>zzz lame la u noob ass
yishu>>ill OWN YOUR....WADEVA YOU HAVE. u suck at fifa9 ill pwn u noob head. shut up noob ticking noise. dancing for free stuff pl0x!!!
daryl>>lol firefox sucks balls..ie rules ownage the firefox

2008-11-03T19:08:00.000+08:00

go these vids. they are HILARIOUS! that mus on volume the guy talk like a retard liddat. TehNoobShow rules!!! pls watch
Episode 1... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dxdq1B1za8 yo where u get that hat noob.
Episode 2... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkmn8HT__B8&feature=related trick or treat, smell my feet, gimme smting for me to OW!!
Episode 3... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDhXoe4C1sA&feature=related the kabilibob monster...(or chicken)
Episode 4... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSVrI4O__4g&feature=related hi wats ur name...(20seconds ltr)frank.
Episode 5... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GywpqDP3bJQ&feature=related wtf the door is open??
Episode 6!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPqKcWvxR3I&feature=related you btr like cherries or ill KILL U!!
Now for 7... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnl62G15a70&feature=related how to gather an army.
heres 8... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7kKjh_01j4&feature=related pull that lever over there and ill give u a cupcake(:
well9 is not so nice so i didnt include and
this is 10..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm7pdANteOM&feature=related are u jeff??
now for the final 11th! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM25AB1acSg&feature=related im your father. no. yes. no. yes. no. yes heres a bonus one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ls7xMDWTQ&feature=related wana buy a box?

ok pls watch them i guarantee ull laff until stomach pain

2008-11-03T18:36:00.001+08:00

forgot to add these
We will own noobs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7uTwq352OM
runespace idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9X4KlNW6bo&feature=related
enjoy

2008-11-03T17:48:00.002+08:00

A SUPER LONG QUIZ from ting2

SCHOOL LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x]Talked back to a teacher twice (make it 10times)
[x] Been kicked out of class (4times XD stupid kelvin and yipin but they oso kena)
[ ] Worn pyjamas to school (-.-lll)
[ ] Had your tooth fall out at school
[ ] Gotten lost in your school (i dont explore the school, unless u count i cant find toilet XD)
[x] Broken the dress code in school (tuck out count?)
[x] Completely failed a test (have to admit)
[x] Left class without asking (pissed off mar)
[ ] Missed a whole week of school
[ ] Thrown up in school
[ ] Been beat up at school

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[ ] Argue with your parents a lot
[ ] Argue with your brother(s)
[x] Argue with your sister(s) (ARBO)
[x] Have your own room (ARBO x2)
[ ] Do your own laundry
[ ] Cook dinner
[x] Are loud and obnoxious at home (i own them noobs)
[ ] Wear pyjamas when you are not going anywhere (erm lol?)
[ ] You sleep in very long
[ ] All you do is watch television (rather play comm)
[ ] Your parents are divorced
[ ] Your family makes you cry alot
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you
[x] You cant stand being with your parents (sometimes they really FKIN PISS ME off.

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently dislike one or more of your friends (wish u cld just dro dead in front of me..
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends
[ ] You have known a friend your whole life
[x] Your friends are all taller than you (aberden)
[x] You have been ditched by a "friend" (yes a "friend" see the INVERTED COMMAS)
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number (yipin got alot 6es 63666610 oops i revealed his no..)
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number (lol i don give damn)
[ ] You have been to all of your friends houses (siao no?!?!)
[x] You love most all of your friends (not that love. but yes.)

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[ ] You bite your nails (o.o that sucks)
[] You have an odd obsession with knives (chop people)
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed
[x] You cannot sleep with the door open (spooky...)
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand (arbo.)
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers (lol)
[x] You are good at telling lies (i am a master at that. trust me. ok im NOT lying. just bloody trust me. fine i noe im aq master but OHH FAGGOT nvm.)

LOVE CONFESSIONS (the freakin one yishu looks forward to -.-)
[x] You currently like someone. (ahem..)
[ ] You want to kill one of your exes
[ ] You can stay committed for an unusually long time (whaddya mean?)
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily (im not flirty)
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you a bitch before for fun (neh)
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self- centered before (zzz)

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[x] You hate George Bush Lols (he sucks obama's balls see his face bueysong)
[x] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal (hais)
[x] Gay marriage is fine to you (approving doesnt mean im gay)
[half x] Boys make better friends than girls do(well i half agree. boys like to get into fights easily, but girls just not as pro as boys wakakaka)
[ ] The beach is an excellent place for a date ( x.x )
[x] Pink is an ugly color that's gay (TOTALLY AGREE)
[ ] Needles aren’t so horrible (you wont be wearing this shirt without a needle.
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal(erm i havent taste before but i aint no agree.)
[ ] You have plenty of secrets both ways(is that a secret if i tell u?)

HAVE YOU EVER CONFESSIONS
[x] Fallen down the stairs (i got one big obakar there)
[x] Someone has tied your shoelaces together (he tie wrong XD)
(but i tie someone's shoelace together b4 haha)
[ ] Had a nail fall off (ouch)
[ ] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul by Ars Falcis (lol sounds like soul calibur IV)
[ ] Had surgery
[ ] Slapped someone across the face
[ ] Killed someone (thats a stupid qn)
[x] Someone has called you a tease (or someone has teased me. yes x1938r276587565642389792396238523498789523)
[ ] You have been to Europe
[x] You have worn something inside out for a whole day(omg im so retarded)

THE SELF
[01] Name: yu xuen
[02] Nickname: yx, oi, eh, noob, fcuker (jk)
[03] Married: -.-lll
[04] Zodiac Sign: LEO RULES XD!!!
[05] Gender: homo gay asshole noob
[06] Age: 12
[07] High School: HCI
[08] College: HCJC (arbo)
[09] Height: 140 by now i think
[10] Weight: xx kg
[11] Do you like yourself: I ROCK U ALL ARE NOOBS I COULD JUST PWN U ASSHOLES ps
[12] Piercings: dun hav
[13] Right or left: leftie
[14] Are you a freak: I AM A PRO U ALL NOOB
[15] Hair: ~~botak~~ black
[16] Skin: outer covering of hair
[17] Allergic: amoxil(tho i dunno wats that)
[18] What are you doing now: slack, slack and slack
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: slack
[20] What will you do 10 years later: slack

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: both
[22] Siblings: sis

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: zzz
[27] If yes, who is he/she: nil
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: nil
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: fk off noob
[30] Ever woo boy/girl( 0-100000 ): stfu noob
[31] Anyone woo you before( 0-100000 ): asshole
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: faggot
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: middle finger
[34] Ever argue with your other half: shaddap noob
[35] You with your other half since: -.-lll
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: homo gay asshole
[37] Reasons you love your other half: bitch when will this end
[38] You and your other half in which stage: sioughynfcckjdhtikecfdnxk
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: god.
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1only): you. yeah you. no not you. yah you. correct. no im not say u lar. is you. garh.
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: WTFBBQPORK
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: im not gay noob
[47] The kind of girl you dislike the most: censor
[48] The kind of boy you dislike the most: the you
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: haha my close fren is a boy noob
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: shut up noob.
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: call him a noob
[52] If your friend betray you: call him a fkin noob and i own him
[53] If your friend woo your lover: call him noob and pwnage him
.[54] If your friend fall in love with you: abcdefg
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: hijklmn

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: i pro u all noobs
[57] You always do your homeworks/assignments: idon giv damn
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: all hate(jk)
[59] Always late to school/college: no...
[60]it doesnt bloody exist
[61] You love your seniors: who r they? noobs.
[62] Senior who you love the most: noob
[63] Your classmates good/bad: jin ho
[64] Excellent result classmate: yipin!!!*salute*
[65] Laziest classmate: forgot

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: memememememememememememe
[67] Stupid people: noobs
[68] Good looking people: mememmemeemememe
[69] Ugly people: noobs
[70] Funny people: memememe(seriously) and yipin and mpc and forgot
[71] Cute people: wtf. neub.
[72] Bad people: noob
[73] Honest people: not me..
[74] Acting people: not telling
[75] What kind of person are you? i rock U ALL ARE MAJOR SENIOR GENERAL NOOBS

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: d!ck ok fine erm eyes.
[77] Hugs or kisses: punches
[78] Shorter or taller: taller
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: spontaneous woot
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: o.o no 6pack
[81] Listener or talker: talker!!!!!!!
[82] Romantic or rich: rich~~~
[83] Good husband or good father: good gigolo

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: ~~107~~ 17
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 43o68992972962387653095723095 jk
[86] Career: pro
[87] Salary: ~~bill gates~~ warren buffett x500
[88] Retirement age: 18
[89] Properties value: $2.50 worth chicken rice
[90] Wishes: this would end.

woot wish granted. hey it works.

NOW,
SABO TIME.

hoyishu do it for third time, fionacuzzy, mpc, delwyn, and a noob.

2008-11-03T16:46:00.002+08:00

decided to reply tags using posts...

del-u noe the jiao zi the dumpling is worth 1buck at most so can eat don worry-.-and its not rare.

niko-wat post o.o

fionacuzzy-yar i agree my fringe is nice but mum tell me go cut fk la

mpc-lol ya the p1 are called p1 for a reason, not p6 lol

2008-10-31T16:52:00.002+08:00

todays entrepeuner(i guess i made a spelling mistake) bazaar was bloody tiring.
i actually SLEPT in the noon for the bloody first time. i mean, standing in the fkin hot sun ad repeating the instructions over and over agn x4987623814897389265289492 well i rather be a road sweeper. at least no talking is done-.-lll
ok so our bazaar consists of ice ~~poop~~ pops and the gaming corner(or side or area or WADEVA) i was mending the game corner(fine the game thingy) the balls of fury and then business was not so good at first, then the p1 and p2 come.
WOOTS
money literally fell from the sky. we were busy with everything that the coupons were thrown to samuel and weiyuan who were supposed to slash the coupons and put inside the boxy thingy.
so i was the prize guy(muahahahah im so prized+_o) the guy giving out the prizes and then listen song at same time cos it was BLOOOOODY sian. and then mark and yipin were manning the game stores along with thalia(then she is womanning the stalls LOL-.-)it was freaking ~~hot~~ warm out there and then i got a few ice cubes from the ice LOLli corner(not corner again...) and go use it like soap and scrub(not exactly) it on my arms. so shuang;DDD and then hor daryl was like looking at me with this o.o eyes.
the ice pos were sold out bloody fast. heng got mpc's reinforcements then we can continue our big business XD by the end of the day i was like D.E.A.D

so our hard work got is almost a grand. well to be exact 946 bucks...IN A DAY!!!!! beat that man.

2008-10-30T14:03:00.002+08:00

woot. what an eventful day.

so...we were going to snow city and every1 was damn excited. so when we reach there, we go the ice-cream making session first. then we waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait until ONE HOUR. ONE HOUR MAN. then the stupid mr.frosty(he told us to call him mr frosty) the guy who teach us how make the ice cream come. walaoo he take one hour walk up the staircase or wad? or he shit one hour then come? i was like damn pissed off la cos i dint bring phone then i sit there rot. but the icecream making was nice lar. got one part frosty go pour wat liquid nitrogen then the whole thing was smoking(lol i mean not the smoking use cigarette that one lar) i mean the thing was like bellowing smoke forever and then mpc and i keep blowing the smoke at each other damn funny ;DDD frosty tell us don touch the liquid part of the nitrogen if not yr finger drop off(actually i wished someone would put in then can see the finger drop off XD) cos the thing was MINUS 180degree omg so bloody cold.

then we went snow city. got trouble finding a suitable winter jacket. the thing was like DAMN BLOODY smeely u dun belive goask mattan. it smell worse that dog+bull+elephant+horse+cow shit ok. and then mr pang was like: QUICK choose one lar, the rest are going le!(ok he didnt say the slang parts) so the jacket was fucking smelly. the place was bloody cold its NEGATIVE 5degree okay. my mouth was like frozen and then i couldnt talk properly. i said help as halhpp. but the slide was fun. but it was so bloody cold that i only went down 8 times. yishu did 13 and simon15 or 16 o.o

so we went back to school then on the way, i was sitting beside mark, and zheng and mattan behind us. so we(zheng me and mattan) we boliao, then u noe the thing on top of the seat got this black leather thingy then mattan go pluck out andcover mark's face, then mark go put back and then mattan go cover again LOL then we try sabo him go put the thing in his bag but he was like holding his back tight. then we fold the thing so like about the size of your palm. then mark saw and say: eh dont take my wallet!! then we brst out laffing and mrk was damn paiseh.

then in class we nth to do so i watch mpc kelvin and jiahao play boggle. then i saw the word DICK and BECH(like bitch) lol i keep saying and go distract them XD muahaha i so evil-.-lll then i go play cheat with zheng mattan and wei yuan. lol then dunno why we suddenly play with alot marbles and then mattan go throw the marbles up high then samuel and weiyuan and practically was trying to take the marble it was DAMN FUNNI. so i just bathed after cming back home(for the first time) cos of the winter jacket thingy.

so. this is a loong post.

2008-10-27T16:45:00.002+08:00

omg.
so long nvr post liao. now must get inspiration...
ahh goddit.

woot bought the naruto heroes 2 for psp so shunag i play until mt stomach pain lor. u noe ah, the fighting was like so exaggerating and like naruto was like oholding a gigantic electric blasting ball and slkammed it at his opponent and the thing exploded XD then got another one call 128palms. u can guess wad does the atk do. then rite, the person go smash the opponent x128 and the oponent 2/5 life gone haha see i so pro. oso bought the tekken dark ressurection, play the story mode thenblahblahblah oh yah Law rocks i own the whole story mode. lol i only lost like once in the whole story mode??? and hwoarang legs is damn pro DAMN pro can do 28dmg and the opponent will clutch his ass wen hwoarang hantam it lol its so BLOODY funni ha. bb go play liao. OHWNAYGE!! OWH YEAH

2008-10-25T10:49:00.008+08:00

paisehh ppl forgot post west coast (and omnimax de) pics. so here are some.
OK THIS TAKE BLOODY LONG TO LOAD. wait i cant find the west coast pics. gimme some time...dotdotdot this is taking a considerably large amount of time away frm my com usage wow this is sooo great(:

*time ticks*

woots uploaded liao.

diao so blurr

the scenery...*dramatic music...*

gushing water and blahblahblah

the ~~bit~~ beach (:

niager..nigar...niagea..oh wtv just u-noe-wat falls-.-lll

just waters.

ok now for the west coast pic. they are bloody retarded mind with me

mark u go eat kns take this retarded foto of me XD

that was my brather on the thingy. stupid jansen go walk past then his big ass head go block the whole thing (ps mpc look like he humping the rope)

me on the thingy agn with tzj yipin and mark pushing me. they ask wat speed i wan i say bloody fast and it was really OMG damn fast that my cam can only capture the foto when i was faraway liao.

lol the stupid pole block my face. kns i look like pole dancing xP

im about to fall here (but didnt la if not my hand will break then cant type liao) and the seat was slanted but so shuang liddat ;DDD erm btw that was mpc behind agn hahahaha

dunno what was mpc doin ps the graphic too small

caught him off guard agn XD

close up of me. credits to my cam.

bb go haircut liao. will look totally diff cos my fringe touches past my eyebrows and my longest strand of hair goes below my bottom eyelid o.o

2008-10-24T20:23:00.002+08:00

yo ppl. 2day went omni theatre, or imax theatre or OMNIMAX theatre. the thing was damn big sia and the screen was round o.o lol watch the movie so damn shiok sia. with the sound effects. the movie was wild oceanquite nice lar but abit too drama-.-
then we go science centre then got this loud blaring thingy noise that everyuone in the science centre go cover their ears. it is REALLY loud trust me. and then we go to the shop buy thing lol i bought this disappearing ink thingy then go and spray ppl XD sorry victims i noe u mind but i dont mind. ~~muahahahahaaha~~

this post is short.

2008-10-23T14:20:00.001+08:00

bcos u live by jesse mcCartney

Staring out at the rain with a heavy heart
It's the end of the world in my mind
Then your voice pulls me back like a wake up call
I've been looking for the answer
Somewhere
I couldn't see that it was right there
But now I know what I didn't know

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has twice as many stars in the sky

It's alright, I survived, I'm alive again
Cuz of you, made it through every storm
What is life, what's the use if you're killing time
I'm so glad I found an angel
Someone who was there when all my hopes fell
I wanna fly, looking in your eyes

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has twice as many stars in the sky

Because you live, I live
Because you live there's a reason why
I carry on when I lose the fight
I want to give what you've given me always

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has twice as many stars in the sky

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has everything I need to survive
Because you live, I live, I live~~~

2008-10-22T20:19:00.000+08:00

if today i got depressed, i will jump
if any of my marks get kena minus, i will jump
if you dont talk to me anymore, i will jump
if i dont hear from you, i will jump
if i cry in my sleep , i will jump
if you're still that bitchy, i will jump
if you're still that gossipy, i will jump
if you still hate me, i will jump
if one more time you scream at me, i will jump
if i cant stand it anymore, i will jump
if i dont get another heart to heart talk with you, i will jump
if no one ever bother about me, i will jump
if one more time i get neglected, i will jump
if i have the will, i will jump
if i know the reason behind these stuffs, i will jump
if i have no one to talk to, i will jump
if i have no one to complain to, i will jump
if i have no one to cry on, i will jump
if things get wrong, i will jump
if i make my parents upset again, i will jump
if i caused everyone around me to be angry at me, i will jump
if everything goes out of hand because of me, i will jump
if i fall into temptation again, i will jump
if i'm the trouble maker, i will jump
if i get scolded for nothing, i will jump
IF ONLY I HAD THE COURAGE YOU DID, I WILL DEFINITELY JUMP.
paiseh this is bloody random.

2008-10-22T20:08:00.002+08:00

woots. today was a hell lot of a day. so we assembly, then national anthem then ~~lalalaaalalalalala~~ ok this is stupid-.-

so me, zongsheng, tzj and sam played cheat (usin poker card XD) so funni sia when teacher come we were like
OMGOMGOGM quick change uno!!
then hide the poker card and play anyhow uno so damn funny.
so it was like sam's turn. ok samuel. garh samuel TAN LA! FINE SAMUEL TAN LER CHEN NOT SAMUEL TAN TZI HSI zzz back to my point... so we were like CHEAT!
haha cheat!
kns u cheat!
cheat take back!
cheat! pick up!
cheat cheatcheatcheatcheatcheatcheatcheat!!
lol everyone was practically cheating and sating CHEAT evry turn then so obiang sia. the game gone forever before i fed up then go play uno stacko with zong and tzj but no samuel haha don nid type so long liaoz. the tower wan like so nice then tzj go wallap it and the whole damn ass thing just ~~fuck~~ fell down paiseh dunno why so sot today MUST CENSOR~~~~
maybe kena influenced by charlie-.-lll i bo pian then go watch so bored mah.
hais.
tmr go west coast. yah u say woots for me. BUT BUT BUTT BUTTT. is go pick rubbish-.-lll bloody kns la so KANASAI.
lol gtg.

2008-10-21T19:34:00.001+08:00

woots~! my blog finally unprivate liao!
thats all-.-

2008-10-21T12:19:00.002+08:00

got from ting2 who got frm yishu who got from ash.
You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? besideme.
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? kns(its one word like kanasai)
3. Your hair? black
4. Your mother? woman
5. Your father? man
6. Your favorite thing? com
7. Your dream last night? (siao so hard one word) crazy
8. Your favorite drink? ~~orang~~ orangejuice
9. Your favourite colour? black
10. Say something about your life? sian
11. Your ex? fkoff.
12. Your fear? japanesebombmyhse
13. Where do you wanna go later? out
14. Who did you hang out with last night? laptop
15. What you're not good at? study
16. Muffins? nah.
17. When you DIE, you'd rather be CREMATED or BURIED?exploded
18. Where you grew up? toilet.
19. Last place you've been to last night?dreams
20. What are you wearing?nothing.
21. Where are you? home
22. Your pet(s)? bo
23. Your digital camera? shiok
24. Your life? SUCKALOT(sir lancealot)
25. Your mood? high
26. Missing? watch
27. What are you thinking about right now? answer
28. Your fav. place? ~~geylang~~ room
29. Your work? ~~gig~~ blgger
30. Your nick? (cant be one word so i don care) oi
31. Your relationship status?=.=
32. Your favorite food? KANASAI!!!
33. When was the last time you laughed? just.
34. Last time you cried? when i laughed
35. School/work? ????

2008-10-21T12:14:00.002+08:00

garh.
dono whethwer shld unprivate this shit blog. zzz grad day cming liao o.o so fast sia.
went on9 for once today found no one responding. go search quiz liao brb.
ok im not back.
still not back.
shld be be right in 10mins back
so bri10b.
so long. sucker.

2008-10-17T20:04:00.002+08:00

kao la why u all nvr visit my freaking blog u freakos. im so freakin sian. today maple and maple until my eyes kena pop out. juz waitin for sch to start and in the meantime i can happily rot at home look at the maggots on my hand, pick them up, eat them savour the heavenly taste and then wait fot sch to start. that would be nice. got so many freaking bruises on my whole body.

neck: neckache
elbow: ~~broken~~ got one big bloody bruise cso my b!tch or b@$t@rD fren knocked me down
knee: big black obakar same reason
mid finger: point too much now injured lol jk=.= smashed into my fren then kena bent now like point up everytime lol

added a new song to my mania. garh my blog look so bitchy now dunno why jus feel like saying bitch so many times.

2008-10-16T10:10:00.002+08:00

~woots! my blog is finannly bloody renovated. and the songs oso change liao. hais. ytd we went to engwah cinema then damn shiok cos can get free popcorn and free movie and free aircon lol. i was listening songs throughout the ads b4 the movie and then mpc keep shouting OI WALAO WASTE TIME LAR THE AD. GIVE BAD IMPRESSION LEH. i was like wtf la can shout until so loud this type of words. spiderwick was nice. especially the tomato sauce when kena explode at the ogres fat fkin faces then they rot like shit haha so funny. u can see the whle thing explode and the whole cinema going whooohoo! lol i cant wait for snocity hahaz can whack snowballs at all your faces lol. i dunno why this playlist the songs like different editions one leh. u heat the great excape the treble and bass is totally diff. this skin rawks la. MY LOST IDENTITY.

now playin~the gr8 excape.

2008-10-16T09:33:00.002+08:00

it ends 2nite.

Your subtleties
They strangle me
I can't explain myself at all.
And all the wants
And all the needs
All I don't want to need at all.

The walls start breathing
My mind's unweaving
Maybe it's best you leave me alone.
A weight is lifted
On this evening
I give the final blow.

When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight
It ends tonight.

A falling star
Least I fall alone.
I can't explain what you can't explain.
Your finding things that you didn't know
I look at you with such disdain

The walls start breathing
My mind's unweaving
Maybe it's best you leave me alone.
A weight is lifted
On this evening
I give the final blow.

[Chorus]
When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little insight
Won't make this right
It's too late to fight
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.

Now I'm on my own side
It's better than being on your side
It's my fault when your blind
It's better than I see it through your eyes
All these thoughts locked inside
Now you're the first to know

When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little insight won't make this right,
It's too late to fight,
It ends tonight,
It ends when darkness turns to light
It ends tonight
It ends tonight, just a little insight
Won't make this right, it's too late to fight
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight,
Tonight,
Insight,
When darkness turns to light it ends tonight...

maybe its best u leave me alone...

2008-10-15T20:19:00.004+08:00

1. Where would you go if someone sponsor you an air ticket?
I will go sell it for $$$

2. What's your favourite thing to do?
thinking about how much i rock, and crap online blog and slack

3. Do you think money can buy happiness?
step one write hapyness on piece of paper step 2 buy if for 50cents voila.

4. If you were given a chance to receive something, what would it be?something i want to receive.

5. Things you can't live without:
MEE>>>>>>>

6. What are you afraid to lose?
clothes xD jk =.=

7. If you win 1 million dollars, what would you do?
go count the money and see if they cheat me, then go check if is fake or not

8. What do you dream of doing in the future?
near future: walk around the house like a madman
far future: walk around the whole singapore like a mad ass.

9. List down 3 good points about the person who gave you this survey.
he rocks, sucks and is gay.

10. What makes you happy?
something that doesnt make me sad

11. What type of person do you hate most?
some guy who thinks reading this is a bloody waste of time

12. If you have a super power, what would it be?
super human power to mash your brain bcome char kuey tiao and eat it and shit it out and eat it again.

13. Would you go for happiness or money?
actually hor, money make me happy so i donno

14. Who do you think is the most important people in your life?
me, myself, mi, mai, moi, wo, !#$%^&*!%$%^*%*&*& (indian language ps)

15. If you have a boyfriend, would you die for him?
im not gay. and i wish he die first byebye

16. Who's the last person who hugged you?
long time man long time.

17. What is one thing you want to do badly now?\
slack!

18. Who are you close to?
my laptop...

19. Are you courageous enough to tell a person that you like him/ her?
shit i hate this qn.

20. If you can do one thing all over again, what would it be?
6MURDERERSSSS

7 things that scare you:
1. exams
2. thick exam pprs
3. thick chinese exam papers
4. thick higher chinese exam papers
5. can fail de thick higher chinese exam papers
6. can fail badly de thick higher chi exam pprs
7. can get lingdan de highchi exam pprs. tired.

7 things that you like most:
1. me
2. I
3. myself
4. something else
5. her
6. slack
7. everything else that i like.

7 important things in your room:
1. ME
2. my lap(top)
3. my light
4. my door
5. the door lock
6. laptop charger
7. phone

7 random facts about me:
1. i am not egomaniac
2. i am not emo
3. i rock
4. i am pro
5. i am cheapo
6. i am kiasu
7. i murder

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. live
2. live again
3. live again
4. eat to live
5. go get damn rich
6. be the proest dude on earth
7. rock the world

7 things I can do:
1. slack
2. talk
3. relax
4. eat
5. sleep
6. die
7. revive

7 things I can't do:
1. study
2. beat the tchers pets at exam
3. get full marks for chi exam
4. i can NOT be pro
5. do homework
6. kill people i hate
7. make people drop dead just cause i want them to.

7 things you're attracted by the opposite gender:
1. they are toot
2. they suck
3. they are gay
4. they are boys(jk)
5. dude.. t....h...e....y... ...n...e...e...d... ...f...i...v...e... ...h...o...u...r...s... ...t...o... ...c...o...m...p...r...e...h...a...n...d... ...t...h...i...s.
6. i told u they nid 5hrs
7. shut up

7 things I always say:
1. i rock yeah
2. woots
3. haha not funi
4. shit/crap/damn you
5. go n die lar u
6. lim bei buey song
7. wtf

7 people to do this:
SABO TIME.

1)YISHU HAHA FIRST PERSON I THINK OF
2)mpc
3)ting2
4)zhi xin
5)mattan
6)niko
7)cuzzen i saved u for the laST muahahaha=.=

2008-10-14T19:18:00.003+08:00

quizz

1. The person who last tagged me
yong swee(the fake duhz)

Your relationship with him/her
father son, classmate

3. Your five impressions of him/her
1. fat ass
2. fat, old ass
3. fat old asshole
4. fat old boyu lover asshole
5. fat old boyu lover asshole who owes me 1buck

actually, fat, old, blur, dicky, toot

4. The most memorable thing he/she has done for you
forgot lio,thats memorable huhs

5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you
hmmm.... i dunno hahaa

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will
puke, be squished to death, and be gay

7. If he/she becomes your lover, one thing he/she will have to improve on will be
stop being so gay can or not

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will
force him pay back 1buck

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be
he got no mponey pay me 1buck

10. You want to tell for he/she now is
whud?

11. Your overall impression of him/her is
gay, blur, old, my father

12. How do you think people around you feel about you?
they think i am the proest , most DAMNATION person on earth

13. The character about yourself you love
i rock i rock i rock i rock i rock

14. On the contrary, what you hate about yourself is
i (dont) suck i (dont) suck i (dont) suck i (dont) suck

15. The most ideal person you want to be?
a human(not exactly a human) with 3eyes, 2 brains, no ears, 5000 mouths, and a whole lot of shit in my brain

16. For people who care and like you, say something to them.
i know you care about me, i bet you all care bout me, cause i rock so much.

so faz horzz

2008-10-14T19:06:00.003+08:00

omg i jus found out that i havent posted for like 3 days that is 72hours and...nvm this is wuliao. so i got nth to post. wait

so it was in sch and psle over so apparently we had no studies all then we play pictionary. shu, weiyuan, mark and swee in one grp and me, mattan kelvin and MRS TAY MUAUAUAHAHAHAA DRAMATIC MUSIC. so it was bloody funni and kelvins drawings were like omg so NICE. yeah nice-.-lll lol i met zhixin in maple when she told me that her best fren left her?? ok im not gonna elaborate ps. then i visited some guys blog. apparently,*takes one deep breath* is my sis' fren's brother's cousin's sister's blog. phew. ARGH i seem to lose the interest in blogging.
hais>.< ._. =.= :P zzz :S

2008-10-14T19:04:00.002+08:00

YO ALL JUZ EDITED MY TEMPLATE. err ps for caps. there is a button there>>>> below my disclaimer. the 'dont click this' button. jus click and try. damn shiok;DDD don blame me. the instructions say click there if u are boliao. so gd luck

2008-10-11T10:41:00.000+08:00

garh i nvr post ytd omg. lol i cant believe my parents let me play com 6hrs a day. lol i still cant blive it now. dont u all find it strange or something missing that yr parents nvr say"oi go and study and stop blogging!!" yeah i find it abit strange tho. but im rejocing for another reason cos 7ELEVEN just opened downstairs. lol i got nth no post le bb.

2008-10-09T12:22:00.003+08:00

WAKAKAAKAKKAKAKA IM HYSTERICAL COS PSLE IS OVERRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH IM GONNA BURN MY HOUSE DOWN WKAKAK!!! u blogger shldbe honoured cos thats the first thing i did since reaching home. ya i put down my bag duh-.-lll AND THEN I BLOG!!! PSLE IS OVER!!!!! i going bonkers omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg OH AMM GEE.
cant say anything but omg. omg.

2008-10-09T12:19:00.001+08:00

PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!

2008-10-08T19:10:00.002+08:00

OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
just a day to THE END OF PSLE OMG I SO CRAZY I CAN GO SOT ANY MINUTE OMG OMG
GARH=.=
so todays sci papr was damn very ok but sect b was like stupidly easy. so theres a qn im not so sure abt. u noe the one abt 3 ramps and 3 balls and E1 E2 E3 the thingy qn? ya wats the answer pls reply on tagboard. is it E1=E3 or wat. hais so frus. anw we shld be r-e-j-o-i-c-i-n-g cos psle is 'over' cos hcl does noty include in tscore. so. REJOICE PSLE IS OVERRRR! wait i think i save it for tomoro when i spam psle is over on my post and on 6murderers blog. oh ya btw evryone rmbr to post on 9OCT!!!! and last but not least, gd luck for hcl!!!!!

Pathetically
Simple
Lmaoish
Easy Exam

is half over.
garh so frus.

2008-10-06T16:23:00.002+08:00

WAKAKAAKAKA today maths is bull ass chicken feet dog leg, cat tail and all shit easy!!! lol but cant blame if u cant get full makrs cos its abit hard tho. lol so slack now. 3more days to end of psle!!! we can die!!!! 3 l......o...........n................g.................. days. which is 72hrs which is 4320 mins which is.....err 257200seconds. eh wait is 259200 seconds!! so long sia!!! T_T see 250k plus second nid wait long long. but now 53 seconds just pass so is 257147...257146...257145 walao so wuliao zzz. hais so bloody slack now. just laffed over 'the noose' the advertisement. lol the guy damn ahbeng sia. hai tomoro chinse the sci then highchi then over liao! zzz but rmbr is 257012 seconds left. lol i bother to count. so final ctdown

256983 SECONDS TO END OF PSLE!!!!

2008-10-02T18:18:00.003+08:00

PEOPLE TOMORO IS THE PSLE LIAOZZ!! dont worry this is like the stupid drama previous post. we mus put in our best horz! show the teachers that we can rock the house. lol im so ~~nervous~~ slack i dunno why. mebbe cos of the bloody practice the past few weeks. anw gtg so

GOOD LUCK FOR THE PSLE!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-02T18:13:00.002+08:00

ppl, this is what we've been waiting for. tomoro is the day we have been waiting for. the reason we've been studying for 6 years. tomoro, we WILL show the teachers how pro we rock and to prove them wrong. tomoro, we WILL put in our best and put in all the shit that we've got. ITS TIME. FOR THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. THE
Perfectly
Stupid and
Lame
Exam

*dramatic music plays* *drumroll*
oh shaddap-.-lll

2008-09-30T17:39:00.003+08:00

OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
today was a hell of the day. the best ever children's day(hey it makes me sound like im a kiddo but nvm) ever.

first we were complaining that 6j and 6k got go cybertronix then 6l can go com lab then we sit in class rot rot rot. nvr thought the day wld be that fun...so zhengls brought us to the nanyang kindergarten(omg im not a kiddo im NOTNOTNOT a kiddo) and guezz wat. yeah the bumpy castle.(IM NOT A BIG ASS KIDDO) omg it was hell fun. HELL FUN. i mean it. go ask the murderers la they will tell u the bombastic words. so the castle was divided into 2 by a ledge and then the boys on a side, the girls on the other. (duh) so we tried to slam and squish the latch onto the girls before ww3 broke out. and it was hell fun. tho i broke a rib and 2 thigh bones(lol jus kiddo kidding) lol my neck hurts cos i fell down the bloody slope and then samuel came crashing down to hump me. zzz ok that is sick. lol so it was hell fun and at first was raining and theair was reeking of bacteria from our socks and sai(not that exagg la). lol hen dry le we had HELL BIG HELLLLLLLL time. lol. diao WHY U TOOTS NVR VISIT MY BLOG DE. sai la. so back to the point. then we went back to class. then suprisingly huangls was there. lool. damn the keyboard,

2008-09-26T16:47:00.002+08:00

OI PEOPLE VISIT MY BLOG MORE OTEN YOU TOOTS!!!!!!!! and psle is 8days rejoice cos after that we can go crazy for all the world cares. lol so sian today.

eng: went thru model compo, i wasnt listening as usual, was doin maths hmwk as usual, and crapping as usual. just the usual sian.

maths: yeah so shuang today no mpc so quiet. ms tay agreed. lalalaa given a maths papr, finished in 45min, and then slack.

chi: i seriously forgot wat happnd.

sci: first period and i wan folding papr aeroplanes. lol i folded usin small post-its and i got 35 now(or 26 wtv) woots use finish all the paper liao. and the planes like dart liddat can fly hell well. but cant be under wind cos its feather weight yar u noe wat i mean.

music: had sm trouble with tohe visualiser the when yishu fixed it, when muzic tcher not looking, i go flash middle finger on the visualiser and it was damn scary ok. tcher ALMOST see and i tell kelvin stfu or i bash his ball later. yah and then we sang a gay song abt graduation day. tcher say mus giv respect but do i look as if i giv a damn? seriously it sounded like funeral song in the first part. lol tcher heard what i say then she say: OI hu say funeral song?
lol but nvr caught me at last lol she suck.

hais so sian 8mor dayz to psle and i am slacking like ever. feel like changing skin. help me choose leh

1) http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=173977&action=Preview
2) http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=68922&action=Preview
3) http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=143939&action=Preview
4) http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=24784&action=Preview
5) http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=107711&action=Preview
6) http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=114507&action=Preview

ahh all nice donno which one best. but personally i think is 5. and 2 is not so nice. so which u think nice? pls tell me.

2008-09-25T14:49:00.002+08:00

lol today was damn fun. only rmbr the scoldings.

chi scoldings:
blah blah blah cos we were playing soccer during recess then zls see yishu so damn sweaty then ask him wat happened. u guessed it. me, tzj, yipin, yishu, mattan, mpc all tio scolded and i dont give a bloody damn.

maths scoldings:
lol not sure what happened but apparently, this is between mpc and mstay not my prob.

aiya shyt still got alot hmwk to do SAI LA. and i think my mum cming back so cya.

2008-09-25T14:39:00.002+08:00

yoyoyo peeps! countdown to psle 9 DAYS. woots so exscited. not cos of psle la=.= is cos after psle can MEGA SLACK lol... anw this post is random.

what each 6murderer likes to say based on my observations. but some ppl err i seldom tok to them so i dunno ps)

daryl: oh kay(in a mrbrown voice)
hoyishu: SAI LA!
yungcher: *blank*
mark: stop it okay?(girly voice)
MPC: eh walao!
jiahao: boyu! (laughs)
yipin: jia sai ali! (TO YIPIN WHO READS THIS: FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS NOT ALI!)
chester: *blank*
weiyuan: hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!
qiude: *MEGA LAWLS how wld i noe*
samuel: hah?(blur look on his face)
mattan: owo? (damn cute)
simon: *blank* or maybe "go back to yr seat la!"
yong swee: can u bloody shut up?
zheng: wan go tandas?
me: walao goondie la u! (goondie is fast forward for go and die)
kelvin: uhhh uhhh uhhh anal!(bounces up and down on his chair)

lol based on my observation. i think its dead accurate.

2008-09-25T14:35:00.003+08:00

omg yesterday ALMOST got caught by parents for secretly usin com :X lol u nay notice the abrupt ending in the previous post. well lets continue.

so it was recess and mattan(don bother to put the caps yeah) and me got nth to do so...

we grabbed kelvin's lunchbox and he went on a wildgoose chase for his lunch or brkfast idc. lol it was damn funni cos i ran all the way down to 4th floor for one time and then me and mattan took turns to take the lunchbox. lol and then swee hum came over and then i made him the scapegoat lol. then me and mattan ran like sai all over the school compound until recess over and kirby was damn pissed off so we gave his brkfast back (lol he did eat during recess! ha cos we stole it) but he cant eat cos recess over MEGA LOLS. fine that the end

2008-09-24T18:34:00.003+08:00

yo trying to hit the 200 mark. NOT FOR PSLE LA TOOT. i mean posts... here is my 186th post if u bother to count.

chinese period and zheng, shu, matTAN and kirby were kicking a papr ball if im not wrong then they tio punished to do CWO and sweep floor like old auntie liddat. then zhengls scold scold scold scold scold.

maths period and mstay was like bloody hell bad mood yah yah and then scold scold scold like sai and blahblah.

eng period went thru a sexy model compo. then were supposed to tick and highlight and circle and bracket and doodle and draw monster and then draw explosion then KABOOOM!!!!!! sry went too far-.-''' so then kelvin was creatin a flip comic, where i hav a stack on postit, and then mus draw alot of things on ea page and when u flip the page fast u can see anime, yah that kind of thing. back to me (goreng) point. so kelvin was flipcomicking and so didnt do the compo thingy, then mpc say and complain! haha then he tio sit bside mrstay and copy out the doodles and shyt stuff HAHA MEGAS.

sci period. *blank* cos no mr pang

2008-09-23T17:58:00.000+08:00

garhzxcv so sian...
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
ps random.

2008-09-23T17:27:00.003+08:00

juz visited sm ppl's blog. lol ive been neglecting my blog. yeah i don really have the time to post la.

so the notes passing and stealing saga continues with vulgarities spurting out from m*c (u noe its a vulgarity, his name). i seriously think that it is a bloody fkin sin to steal ppl's notes and then reading it aloud to the class like its a fullmarks compo. seriously *p* (VULgAATRRITTTY) stop stealing ppl notes and then photostat and threaten to giv teacher. respect ppl's privacy. how wld u like when ure writing a secret on a piece of papr and then suddenly some ass spring out of nowhere and grabs it and reads it aloud to the class and blahblahblah. yes and tzj said i was siding the girls. how wld u like when i shout to the class abt your relationship with i-am-not-continueing-on-this-topic. thats the same when u say that i side the girls. its not that, but we really nid to respect ppl's privacy.
now back to mpc. why do u care so much abt stealing the notes? what the fkim hell does it affect or concern u. so pls stop this stupid steal notes thingy.

2008-09-21T14:35:00.002+08:00

arh fff i seem to lose the interest in blogging but i cant leave my blog alone im addicted. damn wth shld i do>????????????????????

2008-09-21T14:27:00.002+08:00

yes peopre i noe my blog is dead like SAI.

ahbeng's version of southpark

mr garyson: ok people today arh we nid learn lot things sia. now we do math 5times 2 equal?
student a: 12 izit?
mr: u stupid or wat. retarded sia. CUME find some ass who is not gay.
student b: err i think i noe answer leh.
student c: STFU fat ass
student b: oi im not fat ass u fker jew
mr garyson: oi nahbei u say phark jus now izit?
student b: jew ah?
student c: no u say fck. u cant say fck in school u fkin fat ass
mr garyson: u wan see cumseller ah?
student c: come suck my balls.
mr garyson: WTF u say???
student c: pspsps. i say: U WAN CUME SUCK ME FISHBALS!

2008-09-17T14:07:00.003+08:00

yo peeps pls visit my sis blog!

http://wooxinning.blogspot.com

tyvm and im gonna link her...

~THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT. TO ADVERTISE ON THIS BLOG PLS PAY $2.50 COS I NID TO BUY CHICKEN RICE IM DAMN HUNGRY~

2008-09-16T18:49:00.002+08:00

sai la.

so sian._____. today at school...

sci:
so there was a chi compo. and me, mpc and shu were toking so mrpang didnt gave us papr. until 7mins later he giv us. then at the ending hor, mpc say what i got more time cos i was given 5mins late but got 7mins extra to do and what sai la. YA LA MPC U VERY PRO LA WE ALL HAIL U LA. U GOD LA OWAYS RITE LA EVRYTHING ALL PPL FAULT LA. that spoiled my blardypharking mood. for about 8seconds.

PE and is(lol u geddit): we played softball (or hardball) and then our grp vs mpc. so it was my turn to whack to ball and then mpc threw the ball at me and i hantam the ball until dono go where and sent kelvin (and his v*g*na) and mattTan chasing the rolling balls. and then i made a home run, but before i touch down, i knelt down and point 2 midfinger come out and shout "YEAHRRHGGGHRGRHGR FCUK!!!! lol and then i touch down. whoop we wallap them 80-40 HAHA yishu say he won the other team 40-0 or smitng. ya u very pro la can wack the ball to the other side of the hall.

and then i went coro with daryl, then met shu and del. then met ting2 and qingyun and lexine. lol then crapped until like sai.

PS: ya yishu ur blog very pop la but dun nid to bragg rite.. v_v

2008-09-12T14:10:00.002+08:00

yo PEEPS!! lisning compre OVER LIAO!!!!!!!! so shuang3._. havent been posting recently cos of the shit exam lar...also realised that forgot to visit all you peep's blogs T_T garh so sian...today was listening then i reach sch at 7.20. hwo the phark wld i noe that we wld go only at 8.30...WALAO 8.30 LEH U WAN WE ROT LIKE SAI JI LIDDAT ARH. then chinese like bullass easy. then after that recess. then go hall. then rot. then die.(ok jk) after eng one we i went coro wif yipin and zheng. at first daryl say can go. but then cANT. so we use yipin as a ~~prosti~~ ahemm...substitute. lol ate lunch and golden cock(actually was golden rooster but cock oso can) chicken chop. walao i waitg until zheng eat half liao then the arntie serve me the chic chop(lol) then go 711 buy some shit slurpee and then went home le. arh f*** cant play PSP......

2008-09-09T14:09:00.002+08:00

final post of the day(i think)

guy: who are you?
yu(pronounced as 'you'): im yu.
guy: me?? how can you be me?
mi: he is not mi. i am mi.
guy: obviously you are you rite!!#$%^
yu: no, im yu
mi: yes he is yu. i am mi
guy: he is not me!
yu: yah im not mi. for the last time, IM YU
guy: how can you be mi???!!!
mi: im mi
guy(asks mi): so who the hell are you?
mi: im mi!
guy: wad bout him?
yu: im yu!
guy: oh wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**** *pissed off*

lol.

2008-09-09T14:05:00.002+08:00

YO PPL!!!!!!!! today is the 2nd day of school and i am siao in school mood liao. lol today got PE and we played softball...dunno why called softball cos the ball was DAMN hard...i mean in the real game. lol mebbe softball sounds nicer than hardball so as not to scare away those sissies who dun wan to get their u-noe-wat injured=.= lol SS results finally OUT YEAH. ULTRA SIAO IMPROVEMENT!!!!!! 44/50 near double of wat i got in commo0n test lol. even mrsboeylim say my improvement was extraordinary. LOL COS I ROCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! paiseh overhighing.
hais nthing to do at home one. so sian.

2008-09-09T14:00:00.003+08:00

ok.
so it was during sunday and my cuzzen came to my hse as usual. lol her mum oso baught for her psp so we play like crazyshitfaggoty. lol my top 5 games:
GOD OF WAR
FIFA 08
FIFA Street
Dynasty Warriors
NFS(for ur info its need for speed) prostreet/carbon

in no particular order. these games ROCK LIKE HELLL MAN.
lol found out that god of war was M18 HAHAH M18 leh LAWL.
but shit lar cos i cant play during weekdays. my mum lock it in her drawer and the key she bring to work T_T ffff damnshit.

f.

2008-09-09T13:57:00.002+08:00

knock knock
hu's there
shit
shit who?
HOLY SHIT.
i jus found out i havent benn posting for 5 DAYS OMFGGGGG. T_T my blog is deaD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFF.

with that, im gonna post 4 posts today. including this, that is.

2008-09-03T10:08:00.002+08:00

arlow agn peeps. HIGGHHHINNNGGG cos got my psp back. muahahahahaha~ and my laptop wont get confiscated, if not my blog will be ultra dead man. ppl mus chiong for 300views la!!! now 2917...or 2918..idc. reach 3k i post special post abt.......err......wait lemme think :X
walao mow maple down....stupid server check...i gonna ROT LIKE SHITT. yesterday was sick. i was playin maple. it was girl one (my sis acc, so dont blame me) and i was walking around. then suddenly got this guy come say hi. and tell me intro myself.

me: hi.
guy: yo can intro yrself?
me: why leh?
guy: be frens mahz
me: err okay lor. im from sg i live in angmokio(ok i lied to him) and i am 14(lie agn!!)
guy: oh icic...
guy: can i ask u smting??
me: yes?
guy: hav u s*x b4??
me: err no..
guy: u wan have s*x wif me??
me: how??
guy: dont worry, i wont shoot in one
me: err...but how???
guy: nvm jus try...can gimme yr hp number??
me: for wat
guy: err chatchat lo
me: orh ok. my hp is 999 go call.
guy: oi tell me lar
me: tel u liao 999!
guy: *pissed off*

MEGA LOLS and it was so sick la walao. but im sicker than him. I AM SICKER OK.
lol still lmaoing now.

2008-09-02T10:01:00.004+08:00

yo again. found out got nthing btr to do so here i am posting shit again. no school today. how??? rot at home lor. now listening to: evanescence-brng me 2lyfe.
last 3 days nvr post. forgot la. actually not forgot. is too engrossed in PSP xP...btw is my skin nice? lol a contrast to my previous skin. which sucks like a lolipop. err i mean suck a lolipop. this much nicer. coz SCHOOL ROCKS!! YEAH. andandand all the songs frm my playlist are my favs. cos evrytime come my blog hear brkin the habit is damn sian one. tomoro mebbe gonna watch wall-e. my cuzzen say wan go watch wall-e so mebbe i goin oso lor.
ANYONE ON MSN CAN ON9?!??!??!! so damn sian lor.

daughtry - its not overrrr

I was blown away.
What could I say?
It all seemed to make sense.
You've taken away everything,
And I can't deal with that.
I try to see the good in life,
But good things in life are hard to find.
We'll blow it away, blow it away.
Can we make this something good?
Well, I'll try to do it right this time around.

Let's start over.
I'll try to do it right this time around.
It's not over.
'Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground.
This love is killing me,
But you're the only one.
It's not over.

Taken all I could take,
And I cannot wait.
We're wasting too much time
Being strong, holding on.
Can't let it bring us down.
My life with you means everything,
So I won't give up that easily.
I'll blow it away, blow it away.
Can we make this something good?
'Cause it's all misunderstood.
Well, I'll try to do it right this time around.

Let's start over.
I'll try to do it right this time around.
It's not over.
'Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground.
This love is killing me,
But you're the only one.
It's not over.

We can't let this get away.
Let it out, let it out.
Don't get caught up in yourself.
Let it out.

Let's start over.
I'll try to do it right this time around.
It's not over.
'Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground.
This love is killing me,
But you're the only one.
It's not over.

Let's start over.
It's not over, yeah...
This love is killing me,
But you're the only one.
It's not over.

2008-09-02T09:53:00.002+08:00

yo people!!!!!!! paisehpaisehpaisehpaisehpaisehhh arhz T_T i nvr post 3 days liao. argh wtf...nehmind. COZ I GOT A PSP MUAYHAAHAHAHAHHA!!! high like shit. $290 onli plus 3 games then bcome $400. winning eleven ubi evo, need for speed prostreet, and nba 08(or u can say nahbei association) got it on sat. then nid charge 8 hours. then sunday then can play=.= so i play until eyes pop out. then tio confiscated. now back to square one liao T_T
hais 6 more days no school can really rot one. lucky nvr confiscate laptop if not i wld not be typing this crap here now. jus invited mattTAN to view my blog. sian. and wif that im gonna click 'publish post'

2008-08-29T17:48:00.002+08:00

omg at last found another quiz to do. lol.

1. How many people have you kissed in this month on the lips?
go die larh

2. What's your middle name?
er...finger?

3. Would you rather spend a whole day with your mum or your dad?
neither. frens more like it

4. Where will you be 12 hours from now?
toilet.

5. Is it easy for others to make you feel sad?
no i dun care wtv the guy says

6. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
err....nothing mebbe.

7. Where's your girlfriend/boyfriend at?
on earth

8. Why did your last relationship end?
65million yrs ago

9. Does anyone hate you for no reason?
siao. u think i noe meh..

10. Can you make yourself cry?
i can bash meself up

11. qn 11 is non existant. jus a few maths facts abt the number 11. it is the only 2digit number that starts with 1 and end with 1(:

12. Play an instrument?
drummmmmmmms!! and errr.

13. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
can. i go back to the past then i buy 4d lor, since i noe the combination.

14. What are your favorite color(s)
blackblackblack

15. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an R?
why R? (the plural of R is...)

16. What are you doing tomorrow?
jump off cliff lo.

17. Are you easily confused?
when the guy crap better than me.

18. Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
=.=

19. What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
er can eat one can liao.

20. Are you tall?
dont think so...

21. Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
u say leh?

22. Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
i cant see my hair 4 ur info.

23. What is your sock's colour?
is there a colour called ankle?

24. Has anyone ever borrowed something?
borrow my mathematical ability can...like some ppl who ask me mths qn ans and i tell them..

25. Do you fall for people who jokes easily?
hey im a joker myself. another joker wld me gd.

26. Everything happens for a reason?
ya like u breathe to live.

27. Do you like someone more than a friend?
bf lo. BEST FREN LAR ASS

28. Who have you texted in the last 2 days?
alot sia...daryl, shu, ting2, del, and forgot liao

29. What are you listening to right now?
my sis blabbering shyt

30. How has the week been?
hilarious man.

31. Is there something you wish you could tell someone but cant?
yes like *******************************

2008-08-29T15:22:00.002+08:00

damndamndamndammmit. wth is wrong with me? my head is hurting badly...and im gonna rot at home for 9 days. NINE WHOLE FKIN DAYS LEH CAN DIE ONE U NOE. T_T the internet keep disconnecting. walao this broadband like bullass liddat. slow like shit, suck like hell. thought of updating my songlist. too sian liao keep hearing brkin the habit by lp. ARH how did i bcume so sian??!?!!?!!?!??!
=.=''' walao practically nothing to do liao. mebbe wan find quizzes to do lorh. zomg so sian. seriously, im not jking.

i am biodegrading.
like a piece of shyt that falls from the sky.

2008-08-29T12:57:00.002+08:00

YEAH SCHOOLS GOIN DOWN! at last holidays liao. we can slackslackslack like shyt. can shake leg, shake hand, shake everything shakespeare oso can=.= lol. just change skin since receiving some fkin comments from yishu tthat emo is kiddy and wtv, i decided to change skin lo. i made damn lot changes to this cos at first if i just took the real template, it was like cocked up lorh and then the whole this was in a shyt liddat. shyt i forgot to add yipin. go add now zai jian...

2008-08-27T17:00:00.002+08:00

1) Research indicates that Yu Xuen will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
2) There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Yu Xuen and water!
3) Peanuts and Yu Xuen are beans.
4) Yu Xuen can be seen from space.
5) The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Yu Xuen Head.
6) Yu Xuen was declared extinct in 1902.
7) Yu Xuen was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
8) The horns of Yu Xuen are made entirely from hair!
9) More people are killed by Yu Xuen each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
10) On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Yu Xuen!

lol got this from http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl jus type yr name and they will generate some stupid trivia abt u.

my comments:
1) oi im not a bananafan
2) im not a pencil
3) im not a peanut.
4) see u in space
5) wth=.=
6) im still living(maybe dead)
7) I CAN USE MYSELF TO BOM OTHER PPL? COOL!
8) my horns can bash ppl up.
9) im a cereal killer. yeah.
10) im famous!

2008-08-27T16:27:00.002+08:00

jus found out that i havent beel doing quizzez lately, so heres another one. i am going to jump down a nearby cliff after that.

1. Introduce yourself
im a big fat bull ass gay loser sucker noob

2. It’s Friday at noon, where are you usually?
in heaven.

3. Who are the last four people to send you a text message?
dunno. my fone exploded ytd.

4. What brand of shampoo is in your shower right now?
i dont bathe.

5. What are you listening to right now?
my mum telling me to shut the com down

6. Do you watch MTV?
whats that o.o

7. How do you feel about your hair?
it sucks.

8. What movie is in your DVD player?
p*rn! NO LAR JK. i dont give damn la.

9. Last two numbers in your phone number?
99. first digit is 9. then 99.

10. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
forgot

11. Do you like roller coasters?
YES i wish i could be thrown off a roller coaster and *splat* die.

12. What are your plans for today?
jump off a cliff

13. When was the last time you were up all night?
im nocturnal

14. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
why the hell this qn.

15. Do you sleep with a fan on?
er i dont think so. cant be bothered to turn it on.

16. What’s the best thing about winter?
it starts with a W. (and then i)

17. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
i just shout the crap out.

18. Are you currently planning a trip?
yep later im going to heaven after i jump down a cliff.

19. Who’s your number one on your top friends?
the cliff which let me jump off him

20. Why is he/she number one?
cos he allow me to die

21. What makes you feel like you are young again?
when i see a centeranian trying to run like usain bolt.

22. Do you ever type “kik” instead of “lol?”
i type olo.

23. Do you know how to play chess?
is it a game?

24. What’s on your mind right now?
jump down a cliff

25. Do you want to take something back that you did in the last week?
idk.

26. Last beverage
human chrysanthemum tea

27. Last time you cried
forgot liao

28. Last time a text message was sent
3.14159265 seconds ago.

HAVE YOU EVER:
29. dated someone twice?
go die lar.

30. been depressed?
OBVIOUS RITE.

31. List three favourite colours
whats have you ever list 3 fav colours?? =.= anw blackblackblack

32 . Made a new friend
enemies more like it.

33. Fallen out of love
=.=

34. Met someone who changed your life
my mum. negatively.

35. Found out who your true friends were?
idk.

36. Is there something you want to tell someone
YES i wna piss that ass off.

37. Zodiac sign
a guy jumping off a cliff

38. male or female
i told u i was gay in the 1st qn.

38. Long or short hair?
botak.

39. Do you have a crush on someone?
i wna crush someone's ass now.

40. Do you like yourself
i wna cut myself.

41. Piercings?
pierce my heart can

42. Righty or lefty
lefty. brain oso lefty

43. First best friend
the cliff!! ;DD

44. First sport you joined
bungee jumping

45. First pet
my sis. the real sis.(treat her like a pet)

46. First vacation
to the tandas.

47. Eating
shit.

48.Drinking
i told u i drank human chrysanthemum tea

49. I’m about to
jump off a cliff

50. Careers in mind?
dunno. mebbe the first guy to jump off a cliff.

51. Romantic or spontaneous
sarcastic.

52. Sensitive or loud
damn sensitive

53. Trouble maker or hesitant?
pisser.

HAVE YOU EVER
54. Kissed a stranger
-.-'''

55. Lost glasses/contacts
lost my marbles can

56. Ran away from home
to go to the toilet. and to jump down a cliff

57. Broken someone’s heart
yeah i mash them and grind them and wack them

58. Turned someone down
i turn myself down......the cliff

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
59. Love at first sight
=.=''''''''''''''''''''

60. Santa Claus
i noe that he flies in the sky and drops down presents like he is shitting.

enjoy? bb my wish fulfilled i go jump offf cliff now. bye.

2008-08-26T14:43:00.004+08:00

YEAH PPL HIGHING!!! irony to two days ago. got my maths sci and hcl results liaoz. wait ytd i forgot post my eng and chi marks.

eng: 166/185
yeah if i get fullmarks for my SW i ganghao get A* YEAAAHHH first time i ever got so close to A* for eng

MADS: 94/100
sucksucksucksucksucksucksuck!!!!!1 3rd in class leh T_T first is jingyao got 98, them mark got 96, then me and yi pin got 94 ea. WHOOHOO!!!

chai-niece: forgot ps

science: 83.5 round up 84 >.< thats okok lar. considering top is 89half simon. *clapclapclap*

HIGHer chin: 51.5. so proud wahaa normally get 45 to 49 liddat oni. YEAH. tt told me she got got 55.5 nice hor? i mean the number pattern la ass.

hais today my father allow me TO SLACK FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. he let me freedom for once. so now im slacking like shit here blogging crap.
wan go watch youtube liao. yeah and man u won porksmouth 0-1 darren fletcher score AGAIN. last time fletcher score against newcastle to save man u from a bull ass defeat. man u 5th. for now... chelsea 1st... for now. i tell by the 30th gameweek they wld be at the bloody rock bottom. rockstoneshit whatever.

oh wait. today mrsboeylim show us one documentry abt eLection. ok it was like some sick parts. and mrsboeylim said she allow us to see cos she trust that we are MATURE ENUF. haha~ lol.

.____________________. i have a BIGG mouth. =.=

2008-08-25T18:01:00.002+08:00

yeah ppl got new skin liao. comments in cbox pls thx...

PRELIMS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN SLACK LIKE SHYT LIAO MAUAHAHAHAH=.= was emoing ytd.

EMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMO
MOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOE
OEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEM
EMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMO
MOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOE
OEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEM

how many emo's can u find here(up down left rite all can)

eh, u man4 man4 suan4 la. im just saying that i was emoing ytd=.= go on counting. go watch youtube soccer liao.

2008-08-24T13:59:00.003+08:00

our class blog rot liao hor..._... now cuzzen at my hse and she is spamming my blog. nvm i dun giv damn one. tomoro last exam liao. and IM SLACKING. now wuliaoing. cuzzen is seeing me post. give some toopids comments...WHAT TO TYPE. and my cuz say its best now to type =.= arh im now dead. mebbe tomoro can go coro releve stress exam over mah. zaijian

listineng to:
cuzzen giving stupid comments._______________________. BIG MOUTH.

2008-08-22T14:38:00.003+08:00

sian. does anyone noe how to tagg??????? i mean i have over 700 views since mid july. but no one bother tag nia=.= can pls tag if not i dunno whether u ever go my blog......

today go coro again with tzj. daryl was flirting at coro by the time wereached there. he tiold me he wsas flirting with 7 girls O.O break record ah. my skin is about to rot. nid to change liao. i go see now. zaijian.

wait b4 i go, REMEMBER TO TAG ME OR ELSE nothing will happen.

2008-08-21T16:27:00.002+08:00

adieu ppl._. sci exam like easy bull ass liddat. tomoro hcl then ss then bo liao.
today went coro with daryl and tzj. met shu, jiahao(the chua one la) del and zong at golden rooster restaurant. and we were like creating havoc there. so i bought some fries and tzj bot onion rings. and se were like waiting for 5mins for daryl burger to get toasted la. then hor tzj say daryl smsed the girls(namely tt and sheryl and xuanli and more) tell them come coro. walao then we were like ARHRHRHHRH!!!!!!!!!!! run 4 ur lives ah!
._. then we walked around the whole coro and like crapping. we saw a shop selling tchers day card then we buy 4 for our teachers. one zhengls(or mdm tay), ms tay, mrs tay, and mrsboeylim. then we go to thethethe 711 and we were like crapin there(everywhere la). fun ~~sai~~ sia.

adieu. ahdiu. ahdew. ahchew.

2008-08-20T14:01:00.002+08:00

omg today chinese papr was like okok lar. scale of 1 to 10, ten being hardest...i think its 5 liddat lar. and yest's maths was like 4???? and end was like 3??????????? lol. ahem. tomoro's science shld be 6, based on the results shown in the previous sentence(LAWL). so im prepared for my science. and hcl should be 7!!!111 omg then ss is 8 lor. die liao. but nvm idc.
reading this sick book here called 'the revenge files of alistair fury'....yes its damn sick don blive go ask yipin and yishu they all read abit before. yah now im sianning(new word huh).

i tried to cook, but got burn by frying pan
mrt toot toot toot, nearly kena my hand
all the gals that i noe say oni see me as fren
nahbei live at my block, tio breakdown again

i wake up in the morning and i dunno who i am, im sian...sian...
i not happy i not sad, but i sure noe where i went, im sian...sian...
im jus walking down the street and i dunno what to eat, im sian...sian...
every second every min every hr every day, im sian...im sian...sian...
how did i bcome so sian.

2008-08-19T11:53:00.002+08:00

ARGGGHGHGHGGGHG!!!!!!!!!!!11 shitshitshit my blog has rot liao._. PAISEH HOR i nvr blog for.....4 DAYS WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg hell. nvm.

yest's eng paper was easy like bull ass man. i was like finish in in 50min when i have 1h50min. so i rotted there. for an hour. wow.

ok today was maths AND IT WAS HELL HARD FOR NOOBS. i minus 5marks liao T_T shit l;ar all careless. anw alot of ppl dunno how to do last 2 qns. which is 10 marks total. bo A* liao.

AND GRATZ SINGAPORE FOR WINNING SILVER MEDAL IN OLYMPIGS. ooops typo. but china was like thrashing them and kicking asses lar. and i can see that leejw did not do her best. her attitude when she lost a point show it.

believe it or not. im a psychiatrist. (or wateva spelling) i can read ppl's actions and i can tell whether they are lying or not. i can read people minds. believe it or not. i can see thru people expressions and tell their attitude. some people have att. prob.

lIkE mE... ._o blackeye.

2008-08-14T15:34:00.003+08:00

eng psle oral over liao. PREPARE FOR IMPENDING DOOM TOMORO hoho cos its chi oral and im gonna screw it up into a piece of wood man. (or woman) today;

9am reach school. went to hall to wait, expecting to go to the wating room sooner or later.
9.10am. still at hall. maybe later we are going. well sooooner or later.
9.30am. wow thats fast i have been rotting there for the past half hour and we are still rooted to the bliddy hall.
10am. WTF WE ARES TILL(paiseh typo. its 'are still') AT THE GAY HALL
10.30am. OMG AT LAST WE WERE OUT. SO THIS IS CALLED SOONER OR LATER HOR.
11.am not my turn yet. now its like mattan's turn.
11.25am. oh hell my turn liao to go out practise.(or practice. i dunno)
11.33.am. go in the testing room.
11.40am. came out.
12.10pm released.
AT LAST END ORAL IS OVER REJOYCE. not for long tho. got chi T_T

im dead. nah just kidding.

2008-08-13T19:33:00.002+08:00

got this mrbrown show podcast from daryl. funni.

Hawker training:

examiner: ok, ah huat, today is your practical exam for the hawker training programme. i will be your examiner and observe from the side.

ah huat: ya, ya. can la can la. but why mus wear a shirt to sell my drinks ah? very hot here leh.

examiner: professionalism, ah huat. you want your customer to feel you respect them when you dress appropriately. and straighten your necktie pls! look, there you have a customer

ah: oh ok. err, lim simi ah?

e: greet your customer, ah huat

ah: orh. err, goof afternoon kind sir, u drink wat ah?

customer: hello uncle, tea black with ice and no sugar, coffee with evaporated milk and less sugar, and ice milo

ah: teh openg kosong, kopi see siu ta, pah kiu peng!

e: ah huat, u forgot your training. what did i say abt shouting your orders? that is uncouth( i think spell liddat)

ah: walao eh. erm...my good assistant in the kitchen, we have an order for the teh black ice zero, the kopi put corrision(erm i cant hear clearly) milk, small sweet, and er kick football ice. thank u.

assistant: bo milo la!

ah: er boy ah, no more milo

examiner: remember to offer alternatives!

ah: er young sir, we are out of the milo liao. may i offer u the horlick?

c: err its okay jus gimme another tea. er im sitting over there

ah: ah the fat woman in the yellow and black stripe tshirt look like the fat b liddat one ar? the table that one ar.

e: pls refrain from remembering customers in such unflattering terms!

ah: orh. err the very fashion girl sit at the table that one isit?

c: er yes thats where im sitting.

ah: orh ok wait i bring give u.

e: say your order will be coming soon

ah: wait i bring give u your order coming soon.
*after awhile*

ah: nah your order.

e: compliment your customers, ah huat.

ah: mm. wah this woman your wife very preety hor

c: er. she is my mother! and im fifteen

ah: woah auntie. u so young looking ah. pang this boy come out so big ur body still so solid ar. three fifty pls. have a nice day. tankyut.

2008-08-13T16:05:00.004+08:00

ok. so it was the toopid oral rehearsal and we were like rotting there at the hall. otherwise walking around the whole school for no reason. meaningful rite? ok so we decided not to rot in the hall but create a RIOT NOT ROT. im teaching science here. converting energy...
letters given out energy >> tearing energy >> and voila! paper balls flying around. world war 3.
practically everyone is throwing ball around and some ppl like me were laffing their s off.

listening to:
mother calling me to shut the ~~bliddy~~ com down and prepare for PSLE ~~olar~~ oral.

!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()~!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%">!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()~!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%

2008-08-13T14:00:00.002+08:00

TOMORO IS THE START OF IMPENDING DOOM!!! PSLE ORAL ENGILSH!!!!(shyt typo) AND THEN IS CHINESE!!! die laio(typo) was wondering how the com wld be where there is no backspace button....my sentence wld go like this...

one day sjohn and his fam9ly went for a walk so they hasd to bring alot of thidngsd vfor ....imne...i mean bronig.....thigns to pictvnic so they brought alot ...grrr....i mean algon alot of food and sstullff(AHHHH!!) and a mast for them to camp....errr...i mena (WTH) for them to picnivc.

there. SEE THE BACKSPACE BUTTON IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BUTTON ON THE KEYBOARD. in case u don understand what the above means:

one say john and his family went for a walk so they had to bring alot of things to picnic so they brought along alot of food and stuff and a mat for them to picnic.

perfect.

lol.(:

2008-08-11T19:34:00.002+08:00

5 mroe days to season start!!! MAN U VS NEWCASTLE. yeah u n i t e d will thrash the newbies like ~~whipping bull ass~~ shyt!!!\
watched badminton in the morn. say ronald sissylo tio thrashed by world number 2 lee chong wei from malaysia.
watching swimming heats now on channel5. michael phelps waking the noobs there.

theres this calefare ad that make me lmao. got the mumbai da guy.
U OWH MONEH, U PEH MONEH.

adieu._. my cuz create skin for me. man u one. now getting it from her

2008-08-11T18:49:00.003+08:00

adieu people._. sian leh.
COUNTDOWN TO PSLE: 3DAYS
murderers are gonna die like their victims.
came up with a new slogan for me the murderer.

AHHH!!!! BLOOOOD!!!! chey...my victim one lar._.

listning: dotri its not over

2008-08-10T17:06:00.002+08:00

uploaded all the viva songs into my fone liao.. sian.

haha u expected me to end here eh??
ok. tomoro no sku:( hais. now watching argentina vs australia soccer mens. now its 0-0 so siannn................yawn i wan die liao

2008-08-10T12:18:00.002+08:00

VIVA LA VIDA!!!!!!!! YEARGH!!!!!!!!!!

jus bought the album siaa~~~ cheap sia 19.90 only. but not for those 'brokers'

anw never post ytd PASEHHH ARHZ!!! =.= go visit the murderers blog.
shit just found out smting...forgot to link the class blog o.o and just linked my cuzzen(: go her blog hor she create her own skin one
listening to: VIVA LA VIDA(duh)=.=

2008-08-08T13:11:00.002+08:00

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i broke tingting's record of saying the fword in front of 2 teachers. and i beat her like a big thrashing. i saaid fword in front of 7 teachers. namely, mrpang, ms tay, mrs tay, zhengls, mrs boeylim and i-forgot-who-the-2-teachers-are. sadly/heng only mrpang caught me and said wan give me pink slip. but he didnt lol hahaahahahah. TINGTING I BEAT YR NOOB RECORD HAHAHA.

took drugs.

and ecstacy.

and ice.

and keramin.

and glue.

and some other unmentionables.

HIGHINGGGGGGGGGGG

2008-08-08T10:43:00.002+08:00

yo today was national day celebration so come back early ;DDD

morning, daryl reserved the second seat for me which gang hao right in front of niko and ting2. omfg im DEAD. niko ask for cube. i say no. mayhem begins

ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!

blackeye --> o.O

and then i still held on to the cube. haha one person toot me no use de.
then niko and ting2 zaptoot me together.

ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
ZAP!
TOOT!
oof!
oof!

dead. they got my cube T_T. well at least its end of mayhem.

2008-08-07T15:54:00.002+08:00

lol this is the list of who said happybday to me the earliest

1.mum
2.dad
3.daryl
4.tingting
5.niko
6.yipin
7.brother!!!(why the hell are u in this position)
8.whole class xP
9.yishu
10.sis

2008-08-07T14:25:00.002+08:00

watched this interesting show.

there were two people who live in an 80 storey apartment on the top level. so one day, they went out to buys lots of bags filled with groceries. so they began to walk back to the apartment when they saw a notiuce saying the lift broke down. so they had to climb the stairs. as they climbed up from the 1st to 20th storey, they were very active and talked and joked on the way. when they reached the 20th storey, there were tired so they decided to leave the bags there and continue climbing up. as they climbed form the 20th to 40th storey, they felt much lighter and were quite active. when they reached the 40th storey, there were quite tired and started to quarrel. they quarelled all the way to the 60th storey and felt super tired so they stopped quarereling. then they climbed up to the 80th storey in silence. when they reached the 80th storey, the found out smting. they left their keys in the bags on the 20th storey. so wats the moral of the story?
from 0-20 yrs old, we are active and with dreams alive, just like the men who were active and had keys with them. but then we felt tired pursueing our dreams and stopping trying to achieve our dreams, like the men who left their keys on the 20th storey.
so from 20-40yrs old, we feel much more relieved without the burden.
but when we reach 40 years old, problems start coming out in our lives and we lived a terrible life. until 60 yrs old.
from 60-80yrs old, we are old and weary form the troubles for the past 20 years. then when we are 80 years old, we find out that there is no meaning in our life, as we left our dreams at 20 years old.

2008-08-07T14:05:00.003+08:00

YEAH TODAY MY BDAY!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME WAKAKKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx all frens out there, whether gf(GOOD FREN LAR U ARSE) or bf(IM NOT GAY. ITS BEST FREN). thx for making me laff. thx for making my day.
and thx mrs tay.
mrs tay: ok today is yu xuen's bday. how bout we sing a bday song?
me: nonononononononononoonononnonononononono~!!!!
class: *sings bday song*
dang shit lar.

oh ya during recess, mrs tay gave oral training to some pupils. then it was yishu's turn. and then got one part:
yishu: erm mrs tay, is this person a boy or girl?
mrs tay: cant you see he has no boobs, can u see he is flat chested??
yishu: omg
mrs tay: im capable of saying whatever u say.

omg lar. i mean....she's a teacher after all....

0k so the whole p6 cohort assembled in the hall for oral rehearsal. then yishu was siting bside me. so i challenged him to make me laff in 10 secs. then immediately, yishu like say "uhhhh!!" and somewhat like pull his dick. and then i laffed like hell. then i said no sick things. then he act like doofus and i burst out laffing. then i said no act doofus. then he act cute. and i laffed=.= then i say no act cute. then he do some act-cute sounds like "googoogaga" and "wawa" and some others i cant mention. then i laffed.
me: ok fine i give up. now i close my eyes and see how u make me laff by making sounds
yishu: fcuk
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA(cant control)
me: wat the hell! i give up lar.

lol u must be there so that u noe how funni it is.

and also yishu, me and jerry began to sing the Sian song out loud. and we laffed.

lol yishu is so funni lar!

gtg. anw tomoro can wear manu jersey liao!!! YEAH!

happy bday to me!!!!

2008-08-06T16:35:00.002+08:00

YEAH TOMORO MY BDAY LIAO MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hais. sian.
8aug can wear man u shirt liao.....
dying of boredom here...... it sucks at home..........................

fank rat. sian. sian

crapping here. sian.

sian.

2008-08-05T18:36:00.002+08:00

sian. just got an email saying i got into nus. and my dad say one buy psp cos hes so happy.....BUT he say got exam. if not he buy for me le........

aiya fcuk lar. so sian.
sian!!!!!!!! oh shit wait forgot do hmwk.
sian.....

2008-08-05T18:20:00.003+08:00

2 more days to my bday....wondering wat will happen...........

3 more days to olympics.......

4 more days to ndp..............

11 more days to prem season 08/09

feel lost now...............
wats the meaning of lyfe???

2008-08-05T16:57:00.002+08:00

yo peeeps. nvr post ytd too lazy. and now slacking oso. sian.....

every second, every minute, every hour every day im sian....so sian....
DAMN SIAN LEH

im crapping here. advise u to cross this page...

really.

get it.

click now.

and i mean it

ok fine.

told u i was crapping

2008-08-03T17:28:00.002+08:00

yo guys good news!!!! this blog is officially private!!!! yeah!!!!! no more unwelcomed outsiders!!!!! *cools down*

today was hell shiok. i finally got man u jersey!!! yeah and my aunt sponsor me sia!!! 80 bucks oni. and i can wear on 8aug. i shld take foto and post here so that u can see. wait...that reminds me of my bday....in 4 days!!!!! im gonna rock the house and roll it(like a ball)....

anw complete all hmwk liao and revised SS orready. no now slacking like shit here. nvr post ytd cos too sian. now listening to Sian by Mrbrown(:

i walkin down the street, but i dunno wat to eat...im sian.....so sian......

S.I.A.N.>>>Seriously I Am Not-joking. lol.

2008-08-01T18:42:00.002+08:00

yo peeps finally cant resist the temptation to post XP so here are the details:

so it was dunno-what-period and mpc moved up. so me and him tok cock and ultra sick thing which i shldent mention. and then ltt keep trying to pull my chair away so when i sat down, i will bang my arse on the floor=.= and she try to kick my chair so it hits my legs, eh bliddy irritating cos i have to be cautious whenever i stand up...*ooof*

recess went to play soccer. we thrashed them 4-2 but we gave them 2 goal advantage but they outnumbered us lol they are total suckas. sad now the record between mpc is 13-8 to mpc if im not wrong. we challenged to see hu can score more goals mah and all the goals he scored all close range one, the at most is 2metres far lor. and i scored one 5m one from a acute angle. and mpc's goal all damn lucky and he got so much more chances than me cos i wan midfielder lehh and he missed 2 close range shots 1m only sia and he miss and then act cool....hais nvm he is liddat one.

sat/sun's hmwk:
-maths paper 10(apparently i finished at school cos i rock)
-eng paper G (just bochap complete. guesss gonna get below 80 but i dont really give a damn)
-chinese 8 fcuking wkshts(oh hell im gonna take an HOUR..or maybe TWO wtf my chinese suck like hell and i mean it.)
-sci paper(zao jiu done liao)
-and blogging...just kidding

rmbr 6 more days got my bday arhz must give me present!! lol jk but if u wan give me condom-enium oso can.....

ive worked put hu to invite to read this blog:
-mattTAN
-yishu
-niko(look above. jk)
-daryl(dunno whether he read or not)
-ting ting
-zhengjie
and anymore others???

2008-08-01T14:53:00.003+08:00

ANNOUNCEMENT:
i have decided to make this blog private cos i dun wan some outsiders or uninvited ppl to park their noses in my biz. for those who are frequent visitors, or wan read my blog, pls state in cbox. thx.

*private*

2008-07-31T17:47:00.002+08:00

lol back. remembered smting hapened in sku...

chinese:
zhengls gave out sm fkin koushi handout and then at the front got one pic have 2 while leaves. so while zhengls was crapping, i go and use highlighter and colour the leaves lol. and then i found out that tingting was doin the same thing. and mark. and niko. and mattTAN. lol funi sia. and then chinese supp zhengls gave4 us two pics for oral and then got one pic, theres this guy who is pointing to some drinks, but looked like hes pointing and tooting the guy's ass in front of him lol.(only 6Mers, or maybe 6L too, will understand this) wait still got more. and then the guy who got poked in the ass was like touching a woman's ass in front of him LOL LOL LOL. hell funi lar. and then theres this girl she knocked down a glass cup and the cup BOUNCED on the florr without breaking. the guy who drew this is a retard. and and and got one pic is abt a BIRD park and then got this boy who was banging on a display glass, and he was like humping it. lol.
mpc came up front and told me that ting2 said that she would go fk at 14yrs old. then i say if she do at 14, i do at 13. no, wait, 12. yah 12 THIS YEAR LOL, thats if she go fcuk at 14 lar...
one qn posed by MPC:
whats a hill on a hill?(the ans is super sick)
i thought it was condom and cos ther both hills. mpc said it was wrong and he said it was a t*t. omg too sick to explain XP.
oh btw sms conver btween me and ting2:

tt: i wan change seating arrangement
yx: why? oh yah! u wan sit bside tzj rite(:
tt: NO LAR. i wan change samuel's seat cos he so blur de and distract me.
yx: ohhhh. so u wan change samuel to....tzj ah? (:
tt: OI. u like him so much u go marry him lar. i wan salad to cume up.
yx: tzj is reserved 4 u. and both of u wil distract ea other if that happens...=.=
tt: wont one lar, i go tok to zhengls abt this...

this time, i really didnt do hmwk.

really.